Rain King ensures there’s nowhere to go
I’ve never been so happy to see rainy weather.
New Acquisitions at the MCA.
I am the moon.
With all this 40+ degree weather we’ve been having, this rain is good. The bushfires in Victoria are terrible. More than 180 people have died and thousands are homeless. 
Some people are blaming the ‘Greenies’. “It’s the greenies’ fault for letting all the forests grow up and not letting the Government clear it.” Seriously?
Blame the fuckers who started the fires.
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I went to a pretty funny wedding reception on Sunday. They played Will.I.Am’s “I Got It From My Mama” (whut?) when they were introducing people in the bridal party. The colour scheme of the invites & name cards reminded me of choc mint Bailey’s. Brown & green. “I’ll get you a drink. Do you like Bailey’s? Mmmm creamy.. soft, creamy beige.” Also, the live band were singing “we got the funk”. I was kind of expecting Old Gregg in the wedding dress instead of the bride.
I want to be invited to a tacky wedding. (click here, it’s very amusing.)
Some gems: Camouflage weddings. Chav wedding #1. Hello Kitty weddings. The backyard wedding. Chav wedding #2
What. The. Fuck.
The carnival weddings look like they were fun to attend though.
omg they really played ‘we got the funk’ ? that’s so hilarious. hahaha.
well i’m deeply thankful to firefighters in Victoria. man it’s so sad.
鄭秀珍
February 10, 2009 at 22:40
I want to get married to Old Gregg.
Ivana Stab
February 10, 2009 at 23:59
The style of writing is very familiar to me. Have you written guest posts for other bloggers?
Jane Goody
April 22, 2009 at 16:53
Nope, I haven’t written for other blogs.
ANNIE LY
April 22, 2009 at 20:40